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Sep 16 2008

Phill’s Funky Dance

Published by easy_tiger at under Humor/ Morals Edit This

“I need inspiration,” I thought to myself as I sat down to write in my blog. I was spinning through my ipod searching for some passion that would inspire me to write something so wonderful, so breathtaking, that I wouldn’t feel bad that you wasted your time reading it. I thought I saw a winner-Paris Hilton. With the words of the sex goddess echoing in my mind, I didn’t think there was any way I could fail. So I sat, and sat, and sat… And unfortunately for the both of us, the words were flowing just about as well as my roommates dance moves…my-roommate.jpgThat’s Phillip by the way, and that looked even worse in person.

They say that we learn something new every day that we live, and I have truly taken that to heart. Today, I learned something that will stick in my mind for the rest of my life…

White men really can’t dance.

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2 Responses to “Phill’s Funky Dance”

  1. megapenguinxon 16 Sep 2008 at edit this

    Nor can white women
    unless they got humps foo

  2. Phillon 16 Sep 2008 at edit this

    @sshole…last time I dance around you, for free that is.

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